The Dating Intervention

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A few years ago my dear friend and colleague, Marie, came to my office. I could tell by the way her eye brows were furrowed that she meant business. Faye edits my work too. So, my first thought was "Lord, what have I done now?"

She sat down and began with the usual pleasantries. "How are you? What are your plans for the weekend, etc. etc." I explained (nonchalantly) that I was going to run, hang out with some friends, see a musical...the usual.

And then the boot dropped. Marie was here to stage an intervention for my dating life. 

"Simone, do you even want to meet a guy? I mean, have you even asked God where you can meet guys? I mean to date...not to evangelize. Seriously, he's not going to show up on your door step wearing a t-shirt that says 'I'm the one.' Simone, I don't think you are taking this stuff seriously because if you were...you would be trying to make yourself available. Its going to take two years you know. One to date and a year to be engaged. Have you thought about that? I doubt it. Because clearly, you'd be frustrated if you had!"

People, I cannot make this stuff up.

So, after an hour of "counseling." We agreed that I would make better decisions on how I spent my time. The goal was to make myself more available to meeting guys. 

As a good faith effort, I decided to go to a fireworks display that Saturday night, rather than a musical. Let's face it there wouldn't be any eligible bachelor's at Mama Mia .

However, I didn't tell Marie that I spent Friday night...in my apartment...reading a book until 4:30 a.m. That would have landed me another tongue lashing. 

Thank God for Marie, though. Being available is a big part of the dating game. And, she knew what she was talking about too, because less than two years later...I was hitched.